42 Points on the Future of Everything

When I asked Twitter what I should bring up in a talk on “The Future of Everything”, the only consistent answer I got was 42.  So, I came up with a talk featuring 35 points on the future that I’ve been thinking and invited fellow SIGINT participants to fill in the rest.

The More Things Change, The More Stay the Same

1. In the future, there will still be bad, memory leaking code
2. More data will be collected, and they still won’t know what to do with it
3. More “content” will be produced, it will be cheaper and of lower quality
4. LOLCats will not die, stupid memes will only get worse
5. Privacy is a relic of the past
6. Hackers will proliferate: Hacking in general will become more important
7. You’re still going to die

Old Memes: Things Ain’t Like They Once Was

8. Profanity
9. Arbiters of Taste
10. Context
11. Linear Narratives
12. Fixed Realities : Everyone Will Construct Their Own Reality
13. Newspapers : The Daily Newspaper is Dead

The Future is Now: We Can See, Touch and Taste It.

14. Voluntary Surveillance : The Creation of Parallel Realities
15. Ethnic Identity as a Choice : Everyone Will Decide What Race to Be
16. Smarter Terrorists : More of Them, More Creative Attacks
17. More Democracy : People Have the Tools to Make Decisions
18. People Will Do More With Less : Work 2.0, Energy 2.0, Materials 2.0
19. World Population Will Shrink (Because It Has To)
20. Money Will Lose Importance
21. Information You Produce Will Gain Importance as Currency
22. We Will Have to Use Less Energy: Fewer Resources, More Users, Heavier Load
23. We Will Source More Locally

Tomorrow : Educated Guesses About the Future

24. Makerbot = Altair 8800
25. Girls Will Get Into RepRap…When They Find Out It Makes Shoes
26. We Will Design Our Own Things
27. We Are Making Backup Copies Of Our Personas
28. Symbolic Interactionism ++
29. The Future Will Be More Modular
30. Microsoft Won’t Sell Software Anymore
31. The Basic Income Will Be The New Idea of Freedom
32. The Final Frontier Belongs to Us (Government Has Failed at Space Exploration)
33. Sattelite Internet by 2020: Net Neutrality Fight Will Be Won in Space
34. C-Base Will Pwn the Moon

Revenge Affects: The Future Is Not All Hope and Dreams

35. Water, Water Everywhere : And Were Flushing Out What’s Left to Drink
36. People Will Get More Spiritual

Crowdsourced Items

37. Radioactive Mutant Vampire Zombie Robots from Outerspace (Corrected, see comments)
38. Future of Warfare: Perpetual, Asymmetric Warfare
39. Digital Drugs & Data Integrity : Your Best (and Possibly Last Trip)
40. Risk Cannot Be Managed
41. Crowdsourcing Works, Bitches
42. Time is a finite resource … Even If We Have Club-Mate

Cloud banking talk at SIGINT went really well

#sigint09 – Nickf4rr about banking, originally uploaded by jmtosses.

To illustrate the concept of money as a metric, I used the ever awesome Haribo Saft Goldbären they have on sale here in Mediapark 7 at SIGINT.

The first of my three talks here managed to snag a near capacity crowd, more likely due to the timing of the talk right after dinner on Friday night.  The crowd seemed relatively sedate until midway through, when a great series of questions came up.  Based on the interview I did with German Public Radio and comments from those who approached me since, it seems the topic really resonated with the attendees  here.

Seeing Johannes sing corporate anthems and Astera and George talk about robot uprisings was also really cool.  Jens gave a great Day 1 keynote…or so say the German speakers I begged an aftermath from.  It was also great spending time chilling with Jon and Ivory.

The slides from the talk and more about cloud banking are now posted over at my cloud banking page.  Thanks to jmtosses and function for the pictures!